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February 21, 2007

Rehab

It's becoming very fashionable to go to rehab. I want to go to rehab now, but first, I have to do something that seems crazy. Shaving the head has been done. So has copious amounts of alcohol and car accidents. Crotch shots? Done. I don't really want to endanger anyone else. But if Michael Richards can go for using the N-word and Whichever-Twin Olsen can go for anorexia, I should be able to figure out something. Maybe I can go for overeating. That'd be perfect.

Or maybe I'd just get stuck in Fat Camp. Bad idea.

Posted by Allison at February 21, 2007 04:29 PM
Comments

i think you should start a gambling problem.

Posted by: rebecca at February 22, 2007 06:35 PM

You could just go crazy and put your posts in nothing but CAPS. They would have to put you in rehab for that, right?

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at February 22, 2007 04:18 PM

How about rehab for being a freak

*points*

Freak!

Posted by: Jeremy at February 22, 2007 12:00 PM

How about rehab for being a BLOG SLACKER?!

;-)

Posted by: david at February 21, 2007 08:55 PM