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October 04, 2006
Philosophizing why Pauly Shore sucks so bad.
I work at a Comedy Club at night. It's pretty interesting to work there. Some people say that stand-up comedians are the new philosophers. I think that holds some truth. It's pretty amazing to see a genius comic at work. Pauly Shore is not one of those genius comics, unfortunately.
As many people can testify, I was oddly pumped to meet Pauly Shore. I guess I wasn't as pumped as Allison, I mean she wanted me to get him to sign a pair of her undies. Anyways, the club was packed with people last night, all anxiously waiting for Pauly Shore's performance. Turns out, he's horrible. His whole set was trashing other celebrities and disgusting sexual humor. After the show, he stood out in the lobby signing autographs, which he charged $10 a signature. He basically used his washed-up celebrity status to grope woman and get trashed. The last thing I saw of Pauly Shore was him stumbling out the door, beer in hand with his shirt half off, yelling at his posse to hurry up. Not really the picture of a philosopher, eh?
Here is your undies, Allison.. you owe me $10
Posted by Megan at October 4, 2006 11:52 AM
hungarian organic farms! thats where i am! greetings all!
Posted by: rebecca at October 9, 2006 03:19 PMTen bucks? You couldn't get five bucks selling that on eBay.
Posted by: Neil at October 8, 2006 06:56 PM"That sounds like a typical Norm MacDonald set actually."
No, actually that WAS from a Whose Line episode.
Megan's picture look like she is carrying a bike over her head.
Posted by: russ at October 5, 2006 09:27 AMIs the FDA aware of those Hungarian Organic Farm sweatshops?
Posted by: Rotten Johnny at October 4, 2006 04:28 PMThat sounds like a typical Norm MacDonald set actually. If you've never seen him on talk shows, etc. he's nothing like the SNL character (or exactly like he was on SNL depending on how you interpreted it).
From Whose Line Is It Anyway-
Subject on 'Scenes From A Hat':
"What God made on an off day"
Answer: "Yo-buddy! I;m Pauly Shore!"
Posted by: Beast1624 at October 4, 2006 04:25 PMI’m a little disappointed. I specifically requested a photograph of Pauly Shore signing your cleavage. I can overlook it though and be happy with my undies. I’m just glad someone besides me is posting. You’d think Becky could post a quick something from Hungary. Organic farming can’t be that time consuming.
Posted by: Allison at October 4, 2006 04:03 PMOn a different note, I would like to point out that dictionary.com is sweatin' my style with the word bloviate. I specifically used that word in an earlier blog. Suing is the only option.
I am back but only because Allison gave me some candy and we called it even ;) I lie... I'm just super bored at work.
Posted by: Megan at October 4, 2006 03:25 PMPauly Shore was particularly good in Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring.
Posted by: russ at October 4, 2006 02:45 PMI can't wait to see what keywords come up the next time you check your search logs, Allie.
Posted by: Steph at October 4, 2006 02:15 PMHe could not have been as bad as Norm MacDonald, who sprinkled his not-at-all-funny set with offensive religious references and ended with some graohic descriptions of gay sex and his thoughts on people molesting his toddler son. It was pretty obvious he hated the audience.
Posted by: Steph at October 4, 2006 02:15 PMI've heard that Plato was quite the partier as well.
Good to have you back Megan. I guess the holdout is over?
Posted by: Rotten Johnny at October 4, 2006 01:24 PM