I'm bringing sexy back

Look, I realize it's been awhile, but if Russ thinks he's taking over, he's got another thing coming. You got that, Russ? If you want to fight, we'll fight. I've had enough of the extortion. Let's go...RIGHT NOW.

I'm thinking about options for this web space. I'm not sure if I can continue regular posting or not, but I'm not even considering closing up shop quite yet. Here are a few options:

1. I'll turn this into a dating site. How could I possibly go wrong there? Thousands of people will pay any amount for the chance of love. The domain name sort of sucks for a dating site. I'll have to change it to getyourmackon.com or stdfree.com. The problem is that I'm a terrible networker. I'll need all of you to sign up with me so people have a pool to choose from. It's okay if your married. Just conveniently forget to mention it on my site survey. Unfortunately, there are a lot of dating sites out there. I need to find my niche.

2. I'll start an e-commerce site and sell my junk. And I have a lot of junk. eBay has proven that one one man's junk is truly another's treasure. I have a collection of old dog toys, a few Pez dispensers, and an entire chest of drawers full of who-knows-what. Why not just sell on eBay? Um...good point.

3. I'll start writing my novel online. Hmmm...the thought of writing a novel never really crossed my mind because, well, I hate writing. But now it sounds okay. I could write a paragraph a day. (I know you're thinking "Geez, she couldn't even post here twice a week. Paragraph a day?!" Whatever. Quit being a kill-joy.) It'll be about a woman who escapes from a mental institution and goes to her 10-year high school reunion.

Maybe I need a redesign.