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August 16, 2006

What's in a name?

With about three months left to go, Vince and I have just started the hardcore negotiations on a name for this baby. As if we're not already prone to over-prepare for and over-analyze every possible aspect of this child's future, a textbook on the significance of names showed up on our doorstep last week from Allison. According to this book, the unique combination of consonants in your name can determine everything from your success in relationships to your potential earning power.

I can already see how this book is going to change the dynamics of our heated naming discussions: "Let's see, it looks like for the highest possible probability of all the character traits we've cross-tabulated, we'll have to name her Jameriquoi."

"I like that it ends in a vowel but how is a five-year-old going to put that on her kindergarten assignments... how 'bout Scardale for a middle name since apparently that combines tendencies toward both creativity and independence..."

"I like Anne for a middle name."

"Annes have a notoriously low rating on the power quotient; do you want our baby to be underconfident?..."

In all seriousness, Vince and I are both fairly anti-trendy when it comes to names. As Vince's brother Erich so appropriately commented, I tend toward any name that could have a "Kennedy" behind it and Vince favors the queens of England. There's classic and then there's classic. I've heard people say you agonize over the first one's name and basically let the hairdresser, grocery clerk, older siblings, etc. name the rest.

Posted by Stephanie at August 16, 2006 04:02 PM
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ME GUSTA MUCHO COMO CANTA Y ERES EL NUMERO 1

Posted by: ALEXA at August 25, 2006 09:18 PM

If we name it after alchol, it should be santa maria, since that wine may have played a part in the whole event........(blush)

Posted by: Vince at August 22, 2006 11:21 PM

Russ, you need to pitch that as a show for either The CW or My Network TV. They'll pound CBS with that sort of stuff.

Posted by: Cory at August 20, 2006 01:28 PM

Parkay "Butter" Latchford ... Private Eye

Posted by: russ at August 20, 2006 09:50 AM

The condiment idea is pretty neat. How about instead of Parker you go Parsley?

Parsley Sage Latchford.

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 19, 2006 04:29 PM

Ha! Maybe as a variation on Parker we could do Parkay Latchford.

I like the middle names idea.

Posted by: Steph at August 18, 2006 04:47 PM

I think you should go one up on Gwenyth and name your daughter after a spice or condiment instead of a whole food. Paprika or Margerine. I also like the alcohol name idea. Chianti or Merlot would be just lovely.

Posted by: Kim at August 18, 2006 03:59 PM

There's no way I could ever take the place of Tom.

Although I might be a bit better than Daisy.

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 18, 2006 03:56 PM

Of all our chidren's names our favorite is the son we named after my dad's and her dad's middle name: Noal Thomas

Posted by: Beast1624 at August 18, 2006 03:17 PM

Twisted. Seems like you should be in marketing after all.

Posted by: Steph at August 18, 2006 03:10 PM

I just had this idea:

If you're going to name her after one of your sisters turn it into a contest/reality show: Whose Name is it Anyway?

That way, you can turn each of them against each other as they compete for the honor of having their niece named after them.

I bet you could keep this up at least until a month before she's born.

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 18, 2006 01:04 PM

Do you mean like Rogue from X-Men or like Rouge the makeup? I thought we were trying to avoid stripper names.

Posted by: Steph at August 18, 2006 10:10 AM

So here is the other idea - name the girl after someone in the family. Ericha after my brother, Hally after Steph's Dad. I also through out Barnes as a middle name.

I was on the location thing - Sydney Latchford

Now I am starting to like Jolene or Rougue. Rougue Latchford, but you would pronounce it RoooGe

Posted by: Vince at August 18, 2006 09:52 AM

Beck, that conversation was completely fabricated! Anne is actually a very strong name and popular with good reason.

I even considered trying to name her after any of my sisters-- you all have such beautiful names.

Posted by: Steph at August 18, 2006 09:45 AM

I like Parker, although the first time I heard it, it was for a guy, a race car driver named Parker Johnstone. Only years later did my liking for actress Parker Posey develop, and thus, my awareness of it as a female name.

G- g-, good night. G- g-, good night! (very obscure reference to her Party Girl movie).

Posted by: Cory at August 17, 2006 11:01 PM

parker is nice. don't go with anne for a middle name. its too common... and the underconfident thing is really not that fun.

Posted by: rebecca at August 17, 2006 06:42 PM

Nice suggestion, Allison, but it really is Italian (as opposed to all other names Vince has vetoed as belonging to someone Italian he might have known in NJ-- there being so few Italians in NJ).

I can't believe we hadn't thought of naming her after an alcoholic beverage before... well, that opens up all kinds of possibilities.

Like Hypnotiq Latchford.

Posted by: Steph at August 17, 2006 04:30 PM

Someone has to keep up with all the trends, Steph.

Brick-House Latchford might work, as long as you're willing to hyphenate it.

Glenolden would work if you were having a boy.

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 17, 2006 03:51 PM

My coworker told me this morning her god-daughter named her baby girl Larah after her father Larry who died. Hey, it's an L name.

Or how about Bacioni (bah-che–o–ne) after one of my favorite Linganore wines? Bacioni Latchford? It means "a big kiss" in Italian.

Posted by: Allison at August 17, 2006 03:30 PM

Ha! I could celebrate the places of my childhood: Wheaton, Parker or Bethesda Latchford are not so bad. Vince is from Brick, so that might now work. Brick "House" Latchford-- for if she really is a Giant Baby Girl.

By the way, I know you're on iVillage every day, John. ;)

Posted by: Steph at August 17, 2006 02:55 PM

Russ Latchford ... Private Eye

Posted by: russ at August 17, 2006 02:18 PM

Hmmm...according to iVillage, the latest trend seems to be placenames.

So...we're either looking at a Milan Latchford or how about Elysees Latchford?

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 17, 2006 01:59 PM

Naaah. Looks like they speak English officially in Namibia. But their prez is named Hifikepunye. Hifikepunye Pohamba. "Hifi! Stop picking your nose!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namibia

Posted by: Cory at August 17, 2006 11:36 AM

Coco is so last century celebrity. These days it would have to be the name of a fruit or something that meant "love & kindness" in Swahili or Namibian (if such a language exists).

Posted by: Steph at August 17, 2006 11:24 AM

I always pictured you going for the celebrity kid's name. How about Coco? Coco Latchford! That name just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Rotten Johnny at August 17, 2006 09:47 AM

There's always room for an Edna in every family.

Posted by: russ at August 16, 2006 11:01 PM

Ha! So glad you guys are applying the book to your decision-making!

Posted by: Allison at August 16, 2006 09:07 PM

Oops. It's a girl, I gather. NM :rolleyes:

(Just not Constance)

Posted by: Cory at August 16, 2006 06:36 PM

Zebediah Kennedy ********? I like unusual guy's names. I knew a guy from Rockford named Jan (pronounced "Yahn"). I liked that, but would never name a son that because it would inevitable be pronounced as it sounds by some oddball.

I dunno. I just hope y'all arent in a position to double hyphenate. There's some high school soccer player around here that appeared in a blurb whose last name was something like Jones-DeMarco-Watson. That was the very first time I had ever seen double-hyphenation, and it looked pretty unweildy.

Posted by: Cory at August 16, 2006 05:06 PM