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July 13, 2006

Ode to Allison on her birthday

A is for the bad-ass Attitude-- or should we call it "Allie-tude"?-- you know what I'm talkin' bout.

L is for the Loyalty of her friendship; her gaggle of wild friends will attest that she is no deserter. L is also for the Losers who, for whatever reason, miss out on getting to know her. [I need an Ace Ventura "Loser" soundclip here].

L is for the "Longsuffering which produces character, and character, hope." (according to Rom. 5:3-4). Allie, can you testify to any longsuffering? No? Allison's character and integrity are not of the untested variety, but hard-won jewels of her personality.

I is for Allie's Intelligence. It's fortunate for us that her dead-on analysis is most-often tempered by wisdom. She could really push your buttons if she wanted to.

S is for Allie's Sisters! Where would Allison be without us-- really! Can you imagine her as an only child? No! Who would she pick on?

O is for Allie's Ornery-ness, as Granddad Allison would say (that's right, Allison's name is the legacy of my mom's whole clan). That almost accurately describes Allison's trouble-making and pretty hilarious, IMHO, sense of humor.

N is for Allie's warm and personable Nature. This is a mixed blessing, I'm sure, since it draws all of us wackos to her as well.

Happy birthday, Allison! I'm sure I'm speaking for all of us when I say we love you and are incredibly grateful you were born this day 35 years ago. (Just kidding! She's only 28-- a baby still!)

Posted by Stephanie at July 13, 2006 11:04 AM
Comments

At my advenced age, I am now wihing a happy belated birthday!

Posted by: Vince at July 16, 2006 09:03 PM

Happy 28th Allison!

Posted by: tricia at July 15, 2006 01:46 PM

A baby at 28?

That must mean I'm in my terrible twos

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at July 13, 2006 11:14 PM

happy birthday dude... my gift is going to arrive late too... hope you're drinking a margherita or something and that you enjoyed my rendition of happy bday on your voicemail.

Posted by: rebecca at July 13, 2006 09:03 PM

Awesome! I love getting odes to myself! What a perfect gift!

Posted by: Allison at July 13, 2006 04:48 PM

Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday

Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
To those nice nice nights
I remember always, always
I got such a fright
Seeing them in my dark cupboard
With my great big cake
If they were me
If they were me
And I was you
And I was you
If they were me
If they were me
And I was you
And I was you
If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Bappy Hirthday!

Posted by: Cory at July 13, 2006 01:13 PM

Dear Allison:

Happy, happy birthday. 35 is old, but you look 20.

Love, Russ

Posted by: russ at July 13, 2006 11:42 AM

YAY! Happy B-day! I love you! Your present is going to arrive late again...

Posted by: Megan at July 13, 2006 11:18 AM