beggar

A pleading email I received from Allison:

Russie:

Please put something on my website. I am a guest author on your radhole. My website is a collaborative effort and you have been slacking more than everyone else … well except for China Bob. Who knows where China Bob has been? Do I have to bribe you in some way to add something genius to my website? Make you cookies perhaps? Send you pounds of un-ground coffee beans? Cash monies? Favors?

I know that you were disturbed by the fact that I cleaned out my archives and deleted all of the images you posted in the past, making your “category” filled with nothing but the dreaded blank “Xes” and a few snippets of text. I am running out of space! I only have 1 MB of image space. Please post something other than images because they will be deleted eventually, leaving blank “X” posts and we wouldn’t want that would we?

Hey, you could be the blank “X” poster. It’ll be your shtick.

Do it.

Sincerely,

Allie B