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June 19, 2006

Conversations with 13 year olds

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to swim in the ocean, all the whales came out and started singing "We are FAM-I-LY, you're still fatter than me"

Posted by Megan at June 19, 2006 04:54 PM
Comments

Yo mammies so fat she was wearing a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Posted by: russ at June 20, 2006 09:53 AM

I'm too freaking tired and sick to insult you right now.

Posted by: Cory at June 19, 2006 10:00 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Oh, wait-- we have the same mama...

Posted by: Steph at June 19, 2006 09:49 PM

Yo mama so fat that she's got more chins that a Chinese phonebook

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at June 19, 2006 05:33 PM