Allison soon to be Auntie Allie

Has a nice ring to it, eh? In fact, my goal is to be the favorite aunt, which may be difficult considering I'll be the farthest aunt. It'll force me to buy my niece or nephew's affection which certainly I'm not opposed to doing. That and I'll have to slander Aunts Rebecca and Megan on a frequent basis. I've been doing that for years already but I'll have to kick it up a notch just to ensure my position. I have other plans too but to reveal them here would only serve to weaken my strategy. Perhaps my strongest opposition is the Latchford Twins. I must do more research on the threat they pose. More on this in the future.

I like how Steph subtly revealed her fertility under cover of a clumsy and awkward wardrobe malfunction. I tried to pry it out of her long ago but some things are best kept from you weirdos that keep coming back here day after day.