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May 22, 2006
Dang, I wrote a country song
all heartache of the world
happened this weekend
when my girl left me
and my pet rodent Leland died
friday night my car broke down
my DVD player was ruined
I ran out of propane
no grilling meat for me
my computer hard drive crashed
my phone was shut off
I have a migraine headache
my boots are all scuffed
Dang it’s a sad song
This country song
Nothing good happens at all
In my country life
In this country song
Dang it’s a sad song
saturday I noticed I’m going blind.
my glasses broke.
my pants split unsightly
I burned a hole in my shirt with my cigarette.
I lost my voice Sunday
after bein’ scolded by my preacher
my waterbed sprung a leak
and my magazine collection was ruined
I have had hiccups for 3 days
and heartburn for 4
no more grease cakes for me
I miss my grease cakes
Dang it’s a sad song
This country song
Nothing good happens at all
In my country life
In this country song
Dang it’s a sad song
I just yahooed "grease cakes", and 7 pages deep, you are nowhere to be found. That makes me sad. :(
Posted by: Cory at May 26, 2006 10:35 PMI've officially changed my name to Dangy McSwollenswath.
Posted by: russ at May 23, 2006 12:28 PMMaybe it did, Megan. I kinda sensed "grease cakes" was a euph for "biscuits and gravy".
Posted by: Cory at May 23, 2006 10:31 AMDang, Russ. You're coping well.
Posted by: Allison at May 22, 2006 07:29 PMAlthough, I guess it wouldn't be so funny if that all really did happen to you...
Posted by: Megan at May 22, 2006 12:02 PMDang Russ! You've got talent! This post made me hunch over in a fit of laughter.
Posted by: Megan at May 22, 2006 12:00 PMSounds like a hit to me.
Posted by: Beast1624 at May 22, 2006 11:29 AM