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March 29, 2006

incentive package

Dear Captain Megan:

As the self-proclaimed motivational speaker for your "taking over the world team," I humbly request that you devise an incentive package for your team, to include the following items, but not limited to:

1.) Membership cards w/ photo
2.) Complimentary colored pencils
3.) A musical mix CD
4.) Tickets to something, anything
5.) Water filters
6.) Training every 6 months
7.) Chocolate

Please spend at least $400-$1000 on each member of the team. Thanks for your support. I hope to sit back and watch what you do upon taking over the world.

Sincerely,

Russ Dale
Denver, CO

Posted by RAD at March 29, 2006 12:59 PM
Comments

Ahhhhh, dazzle 'em with that grass-roots work ethic, eh, Megz?

Posted by: Cory at April 1, 2006 11:13 AM

I quit.

Posted by: russ at March 31, 2006 09:43 AM

Look People- Let's not get crazy. We are idealists. We aren't corporate. As your leader I feel it would be best to give you the minimum to make you stronger. So we will only go for 2.) Complimentary colored pencils

Posted by: Megan at March 30, 2006 04:21 PM

And that CD had better be mainly stuff from the Hooters, Water Boys, and Interpol, otherwise, consider yourself peanut butter and butter SANDWICHLESS!!!

Posted by: Cory at March 29, 2006 02:36 PM