Allison is basically the best blogger ever
Zeke the dog is the most scared dog i've ever met
Friday means the weekend
If lard were a vegtable, I'd eat about as much as I do of any other vegetable
Britany Spears is a good example of starting early and just continnuing to show up
I built a nothing out of legos
I wanna go to Vegas

Oh wait, no it's not. Heh. Missed the clever little character gifs/jpegs/whatever.

[quote]4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat _(this is just gross)_ servings a day.[/quote]

Hey, [i]your[/i] complete the sentences thingy! *shakes an index finger at Allie* :p

Awesome! Somebody besides me actually posted on my COLLABORATIVE weblog!

1.) Allison is __thankful she gets Monday off!__
2.) Zeke the dog is __spoiled rotten but at least smelling fresh from his bath.__
3.) Friday means _no work for two whole days!_
4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat _(this is just gross)_ servings a day.
5.) Britney Spears is a _girl with bad taste in men._
6.) I built _doggie stairs_ out of legos.
7.) I was born to shimmer...born to shine.

1) Allison is _someone I accidentally hung up on.
2) Zeke the dog is_ obviously looking to get his own website.
3) Friday means_ two whole days of housework.
4) If lard were a vegetable I would eat _0_ servings.
5) Britney Spears is a_product of the "me" generation.
6) I built a _space shuttle_ out of legos.
7) Nothing like going into work on a Sunday morning.

1.) Allison is _impressively talented and one of my very best friends_.
2.) Zeke the dog is _a tolerable house guest_.
3.) Friday means _Vince is home_.
4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat _29_ servings a day. Especially in donuts.
5.) Britney Spears is a _product of colossally bad parenting_.
6.) I built a _Johnny Weir swan outfit completely_ out of legos.
7.) I had the world's best banana pancakes this morning..

1. Allison is an amazing, beautiful young lady.
2. Zeke the dog is adorably cute.
3. Friday means WOOHOO!
4. If lard were a vegetable, I would eat ZERO servings (don't do veggies in any form).
5. Britney Spears is a stupendously lucky person who is very pretty but has no apparent talent.
6. I built a bitchin' spaceship out of Legos.
7. "I caught you a delicious bass."

Complete the sentences
I created this stupid survey thingie and you all better do it.

Complete the sentences:

1.) Allison is sometimes a mild cynic, but a darned articulate and funny one.
2.) Zeke the dog is a dog. Therefore, I don't own him.
3.) Friday means Twins on the WB
4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat 0 servings a day. (Ewwwwww! Lard?!)
5.) Britney Spears is a pretty girl, but not worthy of my attention.
6.) I built a car involved in a head-on collision out of legos.
7.) My own sentence does indeed go here!

1.) Allison is _worthy of praise_
2.) Zeke the dog is _one cool dude_
3.) Friday means _3 days of riding_
4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat _ZERO_ servings a day [don't do vegetables].
5.) Britney Spears is a _'singer' who gets by on assets other than her voice_
6.) I built a _fortress of solitude_ out of legos.
7.) I want Zeke's job: lay around and be cool all day.

1.) Allison is _a silent and calculating observer who uses girlish giggles to disguise her devious mind_
2.) Zeke the dog is _in need of meds to calm his nerves_
3.) Friday means _donuts with chocolate frosting in the office_
4.) If lard were a vegetable, I would eat _at least 7_ servings a day.
5.) Britney Spears is a _redneck finally coming into her own_
6.) I built a _snow shovel_ out of legos.
7.) Is white bread really made out of the same stuff that they feel farm animals to fatten them up?