Slacker

Today is somewhat of an odd day. I went into work today to find my office all straightened up. All the clutter was gone and my loose papers were in neat piles. My stack of extra napkins thrown out. It was in that moment that I remembered the corporate big shots were visiting today. I am the very worst employee ever. I looked around and nobody was at their desk. Everyone on the entire floor was in an all-hands meeting. And of course, everyone was dressed up except me. I'm the dummy who wore jeans and a turtleneck sweater. Even my coworker Pam, who I've never seen in anything but jeans, dressed up. It's just a matter of time before they fire me for being incompetent and oblivious.