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January 22, 2006

I am a Death Dealer

I haven't seen Underworld nor will I see Underworld: Evolution (I'm just not big on the Vampire/Werewolf war...go figure), however Kate Beckinsale won me over in Cold Comfort Farm. I'd have to say the coolest line in the Underworld: Evolution ads is when she says "I am a Death Dealer..." I've taken to quoting her in the suave English accent but either nobody understands what I'm saying or they think I'm just not credible. Yeah, I know I'm not wearing a tight black leather outfit and cradling a crossbow, but COME ON. Do I not seem the littlest bit dangerous? Does this face not SCREAM "I AM A DEATH DEALER!"
DEATH DEALER!

...or maybe it just screams "I'm constipated!"


"I AM A DEATH DEALER'S DOG!"
Evil Zeke


"But for real though, I AM THE REAL DEATH DEALER!"
Death Dealer Megan

Posted by Allison at January 22, 2006 03:24 PM
Comments

I think we've found the cause of Zeke's wetting problem.

Posted by: Beast1624 at January 23, 2006 06:02 PM

nice pic allison. this is all very wierd.

Posted by: rebecca at January 23, 2006 02:04 PM

This blog entry is so funny, I almost peed my pants laughing. I AM THE REAL DEATH DEALER!

Posted by: Megan at January 23, 2006 10:40 AM

I'm not going to be able to sleep at night now.

Posted by: Johnny Rotten at January 23, 2006 08:23 AM

Are you saying Megan is a Death Dealer?!

Posted by: Steph at January 22, 2006 06:57 PM