Re:Pumpkin Spice Coffee

So after I complained that I couldn't find any of Borders Pumpkin Spice Coffee (because my local store doesn't sell it and my retard sister who works in the Philly store didn't buy any for me), I got a few emails from thoughtful people who agreed to check out their local stores. If that right there doesn't prove I have the best readers on the planet, I don't know what would. Well, with the exception of one of you donating me a kidney or maybe a heart. That would come first.

Lurker Chelsea was one of those thoughtful people and now she has made it on my list of Favorite Identified Lurkers ranking right between NACLS Jen and the Uxbridge MA Lurker and Omaha NE Lurker who both signed my Frappr Map with "Yo." Yes, Chelsea is on that special list because she took control of the situation and called her local Borders to inquire about the coffee. Upon learning that only one bag remained, she MADE THEM HOLD IT FOR HER until she was able to pick it up. And earlier today, I received this little email from her:

They took about five minutes to figure out where they "held" the bag...but it was found! And mailed via the United States Postal Service earlier today...unless it's stolen and drunk by rabid postal workers, you should be receiving it soon!

I swear to you now... If I find out rabid postal worker have pilfered my Pumpkin Spice, there will be hell to pay. So Chelsea, thank you for your thoughtfulness and know that you've made me extremely happy. My autumn is not ruined. Not that my world revolves around coffee or anything. Puh. What gave you that idea?

(BTW, if anyone can get their hands on any more of that stuff, send it my way.)

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