Gossip Monday!

It's Entertainment News Monday! (Sounds better than gossip.) When it all boils down, we're all people. Who cares if someone has millions of dollars they spend mostly on clothes for their dog. We all have feeling, right? Tara Reid is reportedly close to having a nervous breakdown of sorts because of her tawdry reputation as a "party girl." She even fired her publicist for cultivating that image. "How many more years are the media going to pick on me?" said Tara. "There's other new young bad girls. Move on to someone else! I'm just fed up. I just want a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress." Poor slandered Tara might have wanted to think about her rep before she signed on to do that stupid E! show Taradise where she acts like a total airhead and wears hardly anything while drinking in a Mediterranean club. When is the media going to start taking her seriously?! She's such a victim.

In other ground-breaking and earth-shattering news, George Clooney can't bring himself to sleep in the master bedroom of his Italian villa because it's just too big. Instead, he has to sleep in one of the other 14 bedrooms. If that's his biggest problem, he must be doing okay. I've got a really simple solution for him. Sell it and do something worth-while with the money...like feed a small third-world country. Pull an Angelina Jolie and adopt twenty orphan babies. Better yet, rebuild New Orleans. Please. Stop complaining about your big house.

James Bond, that dirty dog, is a womanizer! I've known it since my first James Bond movie Moonraker where he has sex with a woman in space. The Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine condemns Hollywood for producing movies like the Bond series where contraceptives are apparently ignored altogether. And it blames Hollywood for the rise in STDs. In fact, Basic Instinct was also listed as having several scenes of "unsafe lovemaking." (I'm pretty sure the unsafe part is the lack of contraceptives used, although no mention of irresponsible use of an ice pick was found. I'm more concerned about unsafe ice-picking.) "The motion picture industry should be encouraged to depict safer sex practices and to depict the real consequences of unprotected sex," the research paper states. Watch. The next Bond movie will be 007: Dying of Disease. (Okay. That was stupid. I'm bad with titles.) Maybe they could get some emaciated actor to play the next Bond.

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Track of the Day: "Burn" by Ray LaMontagne
"Yes, I try to ignore all this blood on the floor
It's just this heart on my sleeve that's bleeding..."