2004 in words

This meme was stolen shamelessly from paved paradise who shamelessly stole it from someone else. I've taken the first sentence of the first post of each month for the past year:

January: Looks like Detroit has topped the list as the fattest U.S. city, knocking Houston out of the top spot.
February: Allison: Hello?
March: For the life of me, I don't get how you can hit a person with your vehicle and keep driving like nothing happened.
April: So apparently tomorrow is National Walk-to-Work Day.
May: I rarely remember dreams but the one I had this morning was incredibly bizarre.
June: Have you ever seen a coworker or acquaintance with their dog and thought, "Agh. I can't believe that dog loves HIM! ...That poor dog."
July: Today is not beginning well.
August: I must have poison ivy.
September: One of the few politicians in the state of Maryland I'm not profoundly embarrassed about is Lt. Governor Michael Steele, one of the few Black Republicans in office.
October: What's up with Zeke the Weenie chillin' in the bathroom sink?
November: This Halloween I finally realized that it's not necessary to hide out in your house with all the lights off in order to keep trick-or-treaters away.
December: See?... Dirty teeth can kill you.

I've concluded that I've had very little interesting to say for quite a while. Yet I still have readers. Some things never cease to amaze me!