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Guest Author: RAD
While Allison is in the hospital undergoing abdominal surgery, she is graciously allowing me all sorts of privileged access to her website. While not abusing my new God-like powers, I thought I would start off on a hypothetical note.
I am going to speculate as to what Allison’s first words will be upon waking from surgery.
Russ Guess #1
“How long was I out? Please tell me I didn’t miss the newest episode of The OC,” cried Allison upon waking from surgery.
Russ Guess #2
“I had the strangest dream. Russ was there. Kim was there. Zeke the scared poopie dog was there. Many other people I knew where there. Steph wasn’t there because she was in Philadelphia on tour as an Aslee Simpson back-up singer. There’s no place like home,” babbled Allison before lapsing back into an unconscious sleep state.
Russ Guess #3
“My … eyebrows … need … waxing … ugh,” incoherently spoke Allison upon waking from surgery.
What do you think Allison will say upon waking from surgery?
Posted by RAD at November 8, 2004 01:30 PMSteph, give Allie *big hugs & smiles* from the Montana Blogger Brigade -- all of us!
Posted by: david at November 9, 2004 09:49 PMSteph wins!
Posted by: Jeremy at November 9, 2004 08:52 PMGood news: Allison's surgery went really well. I didn't hear her first words upon waking but I did get to talk to her for a few seconds before she wanted to go back to sleep. It was basically Hi, I'm tired, and It's hard to breathe. It'd be great if you all could keep her in your prayers as she recovers...
Posted by: Steph at November 9, 2004 07:52 PM"Must...blog...must find...internet connection...fans...need me...!"
How YOU doin'?
Before passing out again...
Posted by: Lurker at November 8, 2004 08:32 PM"So, doc, you're single, huh? Who do you like better-- Superman or Batman?..."
The eyebrow comment might be plausible as well.
Posted by: Steph at November 8, 2004 03:26 PM