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June 17, 2004

Madonna's switchup

I'm so confused! When did Madonna adopt the new name Esther? And must she smear EVERY biblical name? Does anyone else besides me think that's a little strange? I don't care who you are. Anyone who decides to change their name on a whim like that needs a good reason. And that means something a little more concrete than "I wanted to attach myself to the energy of a different name." Yes, I'm talking to you too, P. Diddy...and Chris Gaines/Garth Brooks. I guess everyone needs a backup in case of name-sullying.

Top 10 Names I Would Change Mine To in The Event of "Bad Energy"

1. Perfidy
2. Allegra
3. Big A
4. Brick House
5. Pulchritude
6. Jane
7. Pygmie
8. Junk-in-the-Truck
9. Vicarious
10. Sue

Posted by Allison at June 17, 2004 01:24 PM
Comments

Ester's best song is Sky Fits Heaven.

Posted by: RAD at June 18, 2004 11:18 AM

*amused that "Big A" is on the list*

How about Stinkin' Allie?

Posted by: Jeremy at June 17, 2004 05:47 PM

I vote for 'Big A,' although Allegra has a nice ring to it too.

Posted by: Steph at June 17, 2004 03:55 PM